ham-sandwich man
a man who refuses to take his woman to dinner or buy her expensive gifts–being alone is better than being p-ssy-whipped.
i watched him move to the cheap end of the jewelry counter, as his girl lingered over the rings with the big rocks. this ham-sandwich man wasn’t blowing his bankroll on a silly token of love.
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