Ham Slacks
scrumptious slabs of thigh meat that bring throbbing erections to all who dare venture to the obese backyard buffet of a female
for mother’s day, i got a framed picture of me bending over a picnic basket. the greeting on the picture said, “happy mother’s day ham slacks.”
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