ham spanked
a surprise attack on a person male or female performing oral s-x. when the subject is not aware the p-n-s is pulled from the mouth and spanked around the eye socket area. it must make an audible “spank” sound to count as an official ham spank
dude..her cell went off when she was blowing me, i totally “ham spanked” her for looking at it.
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