Ham @ Swiss


top definition
(verb): the barely consentual act of consuming a microwaved ham and cheese sandwich, then proceeding to initiate coitus with an underage, intellectually-absent high school girl while highly intoxicated.
“yo, you see that dude drinking out of the 30 rack? he swissed the f-ck out of this bust-down last night!”

“ham and f-cking sweee–ss!”

“ham @ swiss me duuuude!”

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