Ham Wireless
ham wireless : the act of being ham fisted while surfing grumble media when one is on the loo with an intel centrino wifi laptop(or similar).
see also : ham fisted , grumble
jimmy p was caught ham wireless the other day by his mum, she thought he was struggling with his bowel movements but he was actually struggling with himself!!!!
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