Hamburg Hot Chocolate
hamburg is (apparently) famous for its hot chocolate. however, after a recent visit, it became apparent that this is in fact a euphemism for f-cking someone over. below is the basic recipe, though there are numerous regional variants from within the greater hamburg area:-
take one large quant-ty of sh-t. preferably the c-mulative output of 15 sh-ts, taken at regular intervals over the course of 3 days. blend and add urine as necessary (in order to thin the consistency). simmer over a low heat for at least 30 mins. season to taste. serve topped with a generous helping of creamy s-m-n. then force your guests to pay 340 euros for it, despite them not having asked for it in the first place.
did you give those c-nts a hamburg hot chocolate?
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