Hamburg Oil Spill
when a person who has taken laxatives (usually in prepearation for a stunt sh-tting exercise such as albanian roulette, albanian baby shower, bulgarian carpet bomb, glaswegian zeppelin crash, or haggis surprise) ends up sh-tting to early or in the wrong place. the said person’s -n-s wil leak their watery liquid will spill out much like an oil spill. due to the nature of such stunt sh-tting exercises the liquidity of the sh-t will behigh and will spill for quite a distance covering a very large area
matt: me and xander were gonna bulgarian carpet bomb that lamer curtress’ party but xander goes and takes too many laxatives, he caused a hamburg oil spill all over my car
john: holy sh-t dude i hope you made him lick it clean
bill: d-mn f-cking straight
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