hamburger in the back pocket
euphemism used in reference to someone who is really, really, fat. comes from the fact that fat people like cheeseburgers/hamburgers and might/would like to have one in their back pocket for eating at any time.
she used to be cute in highschool, but i heard she has a hamburger in her back pocket now.
the man with a hamburger in his back pocket ordered the buffet.
if you keep eating those chips, you’re gonna end up with a hamburger in your back pocket!
a hamburger in the back pocket is the number one killer of americans
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