Hamcest
two giant pieces of ham f-cking and creating little bacon bits.
josh: hey man, what’s up?
kevin: not much, just eating some bacon bits.
josh: ew, what the f-ck man? that’s sick!
kevin: what? how?
josh: -sigh- hamcest, broseph. hamcest.
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