Ham/Clam Ratio
the ratio between girls and guys in a social situation. just like any ratio, the ham/clam can be reduced. for example, if there are five girls and thirty guys at a party, the ratio is a poor 1:5 (see: sausage fest). a healthy ratio is 1:1 as there is the possibility that everybody’s going to get hooked up; however, most males prefer a 2:1 ratio because… well, that’s just awesome.
trevor: d-mn, this party is lame. it’s all dudes!
brad: yeah, i’m estimating a 1:6 ham/clam ratio. let’s get out of here.
ben: i’m liking the people we chill with, but we need to get a few more girls to even out the ham/clam.
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