Hamdemic


n. current swine flu pandemic of april 2009.
“man, i’m gonna slather myself in purell because i am scared of this hamdemic.”
a widespread infestation of swine flu.
yesterday i noticed i had an itchy throat and headache. today i’m coughing up bacon bits. must be the hamdemic.

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