hamilnate


to pull two guys away from a party and question them about how they style their mane of pubic hair. often, this involves man on man demonstrations leading to, but not limited to, questionable s-xual acts such as cleveland steamers and hot karls and an occasional brown apache, but always while b-mping against the -ss in the manner of afroman, which is illegal in 19 countries.
guy 1: jim hamilnated me a week ago and i’ve had confused feelings ever since.

hamilton: i don’t shave my p-b-s, i’m au natural.
to be a stinky–ss tech kid incessantly questioning a girl about p–ping on her chest and then schmearing your b-tt in it to give yourself a “schtank–ss” leaving her with only the promise that you’ll be hot in 4 years
“will couldn’t resist the urge to hamilnate me at the party”

“what a pr-ck”

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