Hammahpants
a name given to a girl whose nights are devoted to alcoholic blackouts and s-xual mischief. one who has to doc-ment her weekends with a camera in order to remember them and who wakes up next to john doe and has to search the floor for condom wrappers to determine if they had s-x. hammahpants is more often than not a freshman in college and is highly susceptible to date rape, alcohol poisoning, genital warts, concussions, detox and/or prison, and g-ngb-ngs.
-“hammahpants, what’d you do this weekend?”
>”ya know, i’m not really sure! check out my pics on facebook and ask the kappa sigma fraternity because i woke up on their bas-m-nt floor with my pants off!”
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