hammammered
to be severely intoxicated. one will appear more than simply “drunk” but must not display signs of being “loser p-ssed”.
characteristics include; slurring of words, numbness of facial tissue, admission of intoxication, etc.
“johnnie is so hammammered that he cut off his finger and grilled it. sake!!”
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