hammer move
s-xual manuver in which a man has a woman in the infamous pile driver position so her genitalia and -n-s are facing the ceiling. before inserting his p-n-s into the womans v-g-n-, the man tucks both of his t-st-cl-s into the -ss-hole of the woman being hammer moved. the man proceeds to have intercourse with the woman, all the while his b-lls are nestled in her t-rd splitter. after the man is finished, for it to be considered a true hammer move, he will remove his p-n-s and slowly pull away from the woman, stretching his b-lls until they pop out of her -ss. as soon as this is achieved, the man must utter the legendary words “boo-yah.”
mr. shmuckatelli: “hey, baby, i think we’re ready to take our relationship to the next level… tonight, you’re getting the hammer move.”
mrs. shmuckatelli: “lets get to going…”
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