hammer muffin
when you strap a m-ffin to your d-ck and have your girl eat it.
stacy left shortly after presenting the idea of hammer m-ffin. it was chocolate too.
the act of shoving your d-ck deep in a girls throat with a m-ffin strapped to it.
stacy left me after i asked her if i could give her a hammer m-ffin.
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