hammer party
the act of beating someone to death with hammers.
from the 30 july 2003 onion article “gigli focus groups demand new ending in which both affleck and lopez die”
“according to the exit cards, other popular methods of achieving lopez and affleck’s on-screen demise included car bombs, multiple stab wounds, acid baths, rabid wolf attacks, lightning strikes, and, in one case, a “hammer party.”
an event you invite someone you truly hate to. during which you get said (male) drunk, or via force, tie them to a chair, and use a hammer to smash their nuts to a bl–dy pulp.
me – yo, you see that guy over there?
you – yeah i see him.
me – he raped my sister, lets invite him to a hammer party
some gay guys who use there d-cks as “hammers” they bang in the nails with their p-n-s’s in order to make it into a four-by-four. if nail is fully in and their p-n-s is not throbbing with pain. then they get oral s-x by some really hot hot hot muscle toned buff guy.
” carl is the winner” said jake
“oh, good my d-ck needs some wet rubbing after all of that nail banging”
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