Hammer slammered
the term hammer slammered is used to describe someone who is beyond sloshed.
being the most p-ssed and feeling like you’ve been smashed in the face with a hammer.
this state of drunkness normally comes with a case of the sloshed face (drooped mouth with tounge hanging slightly out), near impossible to stand up let alone walk, and quite possibly p-ssing out. and you will wake up with beer squitz in the the morning.
person 1: did you see jezza last night?
person 2: yeh he was hammer slammered, we had to carry him home.
kin me n’ bezza got hammer slammered ont kestrel supas last night
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