hammer tanked


extremely drunk. the state of being highly intoxicated after consuming m-ssive amounts of alcohol.
“that b-tch is so hammer tanked she might end up with a muddy squirrel tonight.”

“jim was so hammer tanked last night he ate a whole jar of baby teeth.”

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