hammer thumb
a colloquial expression for ‘clubbed thumb’, a physiological difference where an individuals’ thumb appears shorter or ‘ogre-ish’ in comparison to normal digits; almost like its been hit with a hammer.
dude, have you seen megan fox’s hammer thumb? its totally f-cking gross, bro. i’d still it though.
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when a person’s thumb:
1) has a hammer related injury
2) is unusually wide and stumpy
i just hit my thumb with a hammer today. this hammer thumb makes me feel like an clutz.
“have you seen susie’s hammer thumb?”
“ya, they’re unusually wide and stumpy!”
3
a short stumpy manwoman that loves to profess his/her superior intellect and liberal bias, all while showing off her extraordinary belly fur.
man, dt is such a hammer thumb!
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