hammer toe


horribly manicured toes, foot fungus, and yellow toe nailed nasty wiggly bent awkward freakish toes.

in some cases, an infected toe, that is giant, and in extremely inflammed may be considered a hammer toe.
dude, put your sock back on, your nasty hammer toe is freaking me out.
a s-xual position in which the female bends over and grabs her toes while the male straddles her from in front of her legs. the male must wrap his arms around the women’s entire body. his hands should be able to meet around her back.
yo n-gg-, did you hear about theirry and clarissa?!! theirry gave her the hammer toe so hard she broke her pelvic bone. now her waist looks like tapioca!!!
a toe that is deformed because one or more joints are permanently bent.
my hammertoe points at a 90 degree angle!
when you can see a mans hammer through his pants, same as cameltoe only the man version.
holy sh-t look at that dudes hammertoe!!!!!
diesase that f-ckes up your toes
also can be used to replace any word in the dictionary
also a nickname for that f-cked up thing in folk lore
you little hammertoe
yeah you can hammer my toe
waaaaa hammertoe
a distinctly huge d-mn toe with possible warts and other skin deformities
jenna has a hammer toe and we love to yell it in our lpn cl-ss
a person, usually a guy, who is a complete moron.
dr. mendeljohn gave petey the wrong prescription for his herpes. he is such a hammertoe.

Read Also:

  • Hardening of the sharteries

    when the scene of a shart is left unattended over an extended period of time the sharticles, or particles of shart begin to harden due atmospheric exposure. this results in the shart forming a thin crusty lining in the jocks which although uncomfortable, is sometimes preferable to admitting to having performed the initial shart in […]

  • Harping

    to rag on. to make fun of. to get on someones case. joe “billy you are an idiot i cant believe you did that” billy ” quit harping on me man” (v) when a man or woman, usually a “player”, goes after, or trys to have s-xual intercourse with a large women or man only […]

  • karnl

    dutch, industrial, chimney-smoke d-mn, can you see that karnl?

  • Puddin' Crotch

    when you are having intercourse with a woman who possibly has the reputation of being mushy and unsatisfactory like pudding. pudding crotch is often caused by excessive wh-r-ish type behavoirs leading males to ponder if the girl has any hope of returning to even remotely close to her previous form. guy 1: yo dog last […]

  • kash cock

    a dude with a big p-n-s or swipe. oh my gosh did you see that guy he had major kash c-ck!!!


Disclaimer: hammer toe definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.