Hammertime
“cool” kids can’t say it anymore because they’re too busy listening to snoop dogg and sh-tty punk emo.
it’s m-th-f-ckin hammertime!
stop sign with “hammertime” stenciled underneath
a “phenomenom” that mc hammer is responsible for unleashing upon the world.
the full phrase is “stop! hammertime!” but i’m a lousy conformist, so i put it here. it is by far the most awesome phrase ever. you could make slimer from ghostbusters say it and it would still make sense. its inventor was nothing short of genius as well.
m. feldspar: stop! hammertime!
halle berry: have my babies.
m. feldspar: can’t touch this.
‘hammertime’ is a brilliant surprise attack on a romantic lovemaking session. whilst you and your partner are engaged in some slow, p-ssionate, romantic s-x, look into her eyes, wait for her to move her head forwards to kiss you, then shout, “stop, it’s hammertime!” and proceed to bang her like a drum at speed while shouting, “whooa-o, whooa-o! whooa-o, whooa-o!”
wifey – “mmm sweetheart that feels amazing…oooh yeah…mmmmmmm…kiss me…”
you – “stop……it’s hammertime – whooa-o, whooa-o! whooa-o, whooa-o!”
a catchphrase a man says before jackhammering his partner and consequently breaking his/her neck.
henry said ‘it’s hammer time!’ in his chinese room.
a catchphrase that was used by mc hammer when he would start dancing.
“wo-o, uh-uh-uh, uh-o, hamma time… hamma time!”
time to hammer. time to rail. thanks mc hammer
the sanitation worker at the phoenix open looked her up and down and repeated the single word hammertime over and over
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