hammock status


a conditioned achieved when one is so intoxicated that he or she could at any moment p-ss out in a hammock in the rain, possibly requiring a search party composed of semi-sober underage persons.
do you know where justin is?

he was hammock status about an hour ago. we better check the back yard…

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