Hamophobic
hamophobic: (noun) an irrational fear of pig and pork products.
a word created by bennett the sage while reading my immortal part iv on episode 16 of masterpiece fanfic theatre. due to the fact that the auth-r-ss misspelled the word h-m-phobic. thus now thanks to sage we now have the word hamophobic.
guy 1: hey do you want some bacon?
guy 2: bacon? aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!! nnnnnnnnnnoooooooooo!!! get it away from me!!! aaahhh the horror the horror!!! aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!
guy 1: um sage…what’s wrong with this man?
sage: i’m afraid this man is a hamophobic.
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