HAMP Modification
the process by which an individual comes across a person in distress begging for -ssistance and, instead of offering aid to the distressed person, proceeds to defecate on their face.
have you heard about the obama making home affordable mortgage modification program? that sh-t doesn’t work at all. i tried to apply, and all i got was a hamp modification from the f-cking bank.
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