Hampage


to eat an obscene amount of ham. hampage can also pertain to various other types of pork: porkchops, bacon, ribs, etc.
a – wow, you put on like 10 pounds over thanksgiving!

b – yeah, i went on a serious hampage.
1) going on a rampage with a enormous double-handed warhammer

2) binging on pork
1) i will go on a hampage if my girlfriend talks to her ex.

2) that dude just ate a pork-chop wrapped in bacon. a impressive hampage.

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