Hampshire Martini


coined in a hampshire college mod kitchen many times over, a hampshire martini is any mixed drink made using a needlessly large mason jar in lieu of a traditional c-cktail shaker. despite the mention of martini in the t-tle, any c-cktail recipe can be employed, as long as one -ssembles the contents in a jar over ice, shakes or stirs accordingly, and then uses the mason jar’s lid to strain the liquid into the appropriate gl-ss: another mason jar.
“any real hampshire student, given the do-it-yourself nature of such a wonderfully liberal college, would not be caught dead without making their cosmopolitans up hampshire martini style.”

“even the neo-marxists?”

“sweetheart, especially the neo-marxists.”

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