hampstead


a town in new hampshire where nothing goes on, and is filled with stuck up sh-ts
hey.. you wanna go cow ipping in hampstead?
london rhyming slang meaning “teeth”. hampstead heath – teeth.
i’m going down the dentists to get me hampsteads checked
a place where you have to love cow f-cking and four wheelers must go snow mobiling every weekend and forget about your people in the city. must have one tattoo which you will undoubtably regret. i.e a stick shift. must own mutiple things with engines. also must think that everett is ghetto.

an added value is always being drunk
i am from hampstead p yahhh
hampstead is a small town located in carroll county, maryland. it has slowly changed from a humble farm town to a nearly ghetto, half–ss city.

hampstead goes by many names such as mexistead, h-llstead, hickstead, etc.

it is part of the small city trinity in carroll county. most people living here chill in hampstead, manchester, and/or westminster; and, everyone knows each other.

manchester is known as mexichester.

westminster is known as westmonster, or the redneck, wanna be version of baltimore city.
it ain’t hampstead, dude; it’s h-llstead.

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