Hampton-Homeless


referring to middle cl-ss new yorkers
jeffery: check out my 8000 square foot mansion in the hamptons!!

clarence: -sigh- all i own is my apartment…

(in this case, clarence has demonstrated himself to be middle cl-ss, or hampton-homeless)

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