hamskied
(1) the condition beth was in the night before she spent an entire day vommitting. (2) extra drunk. (3) how i like to be on sat-rday nights.
good thing i was hamskied when i kissed that guy. i have a feeling he was ugs-ma-fugs and i would have been feeling sad about myself if i really knew what he looked like.
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