hamster ball
a spherical see-through plastic ball in which you can place your hamster. the rodent can then navigate around your house, getting exercise.
one branch of modern philosophy -sserts that everyone exists in a set of concentric hamster b-lls. the wider your world, the bigger the ball is. if you are depressive then your ball is very small. the challenge is to make your ball as big as possible. eventually your hamster ball is so big you are no longer aware of it and you are free.
psychiatrist: “tell me about your worries.”
patient: “man, my world is sh-t. my hamster ball is so small, i feel so bad. i know some f-g is gonna stick me up his sorry -ss one day.”
b-lls that are proportionally oversized, such as those of a male hamster.
while changing baby’s diaper, ayumi exclaimed “d-mn, kid, you got some crazy hamster b-lls!”
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