Hamster Party


when a bunch of h-m-s-xuals buy some hamsters and some tubes, and then bring them home to stick the tubes up their -n-l holes. they then insert the hamster in the tube and let it crawl as far up the tube as they want. this provides a slight, but enjoyable tickling sensation.
hey h-m-s! im bored, you guys wanna go out to get some hamsters and have a gay old hamster party?!!

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