hamstermoose
strange looking animal that is related to the lobstergoose. hamster head with attached moose antlers and very long moose legs and a moose body. usually wears a blindfold in case it sees a mirror because of its ugliness. sometimes wears a sweater and has been known to be gay. makes a loud noise that can only be heard by dogs.
a hamstermoose is the lobstergooses cousin.
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