hamsterspan
the approximate lifespan of the average hamster–roughly 18 months.
dude: “so you’re committed to {boyfriend} for 18 months?”
lady: “oh h-ll no man, you know i have a thing abt commitment! that’s…that’s a hamsterspan!”
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