han-chun
there is only one in the world. this creature has the smallest p-n-s measuring at one tenth of one millileter. he frequently thinks he can go to h-ll and kill the devil, but he doesn’t realize that he is the most inferior species on planet earth. if you ever encounter one, mock him by yelling, “hey, i’m asian!” and he will surely leave you alone.
also refers to the smallest unit of measurement in existence, this is derived from the size of its p-n-s. approximatly 1 thousandth of a millimeter.
you’re gayer than han-chun.
you missed that by a han-chun.
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