han solo

a major character in the orginal trilogy of star wars. known for rescuing luke skywalker during the battle of yavin, being frozen in carbonite and delivered to jabba the hutt by boba fett, his various famous lines and his overal c-cky, kick-ss att-tude.
” i love you ”
” i know ”

” hey… it’s me ”

” you’re all clear kid, now let’s blow this thing and go home ”
harrison ford’s character in star wars. pretty bad-ss
han: it’s just a dead animal chewie.
person that has a tendency to get themselves and others in to then out of dificult situations.
guy #1: don’t worry so much they always manage to get out of this sort of thing.
guy #2: yeah, he is a han solo.
similar to the clint eastwood, this s-xual pleasuring maneuver is a fusion of the clint eastwood and the shocker. while extending your pointer, middle, and pinkie fingers, you pull back your ring finger and point up your thumb. this makes your hand look like a photon laser. then proceed to insert your pointer and middle fingers into your partner’s v-g-n-, pinkie in your partner’s -n-s, and stimulate the cl-toris with your thumb. it is quite possibly the single most quintessential maneuver for ultimate pleasure. after your partner reaches an -rg-sm and says “i love you,” you must simply respond with “i know.”
you don’t need the force to pleasure your woman, you need the “han solo”
the act of telling your special someone “i love you”, and receiving in return “i, know” usually followed by a smile or smirk.
steve: “honey, i love you.”

jenny: “i know” (followed by a smile or smirk)

steve: (thoughts to self) “d-mn i’ve just been han solo (ed).”
the best guy in the star wars trilogy who gets together with a useless b-tch; master of witty lines
“you like me cause im a scoudrel”
a smart star wars orientated euphemism for jerking the gherkin / the 5 knuckle shuffle / having a w-nk.
i have to say, i had an absolute world cl-ss han solo last night.

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