Hanani


means “breath of life in hawaiian” and is said to be the name of a god of early hawaiian religion. one kiss from him is said to give every girl an extra, “breath of life” ;if you know what i mean.
girl 1: hey, i hooked up with this hawaiian god last night.

girl 2: oh really!?! how was it?

girl 1: his name was hanani and lets just say, i feel like i got one h-ll of a breath of life.

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