hand blow dryer


a small, electric appliance used in college dorm bathrooms to ease the process of public p–ping.
when i go to the bathroom at college i turn on the hand blow dryer so that no one can hear me p–ping. it also makes me p–p faster because i don’t want to be going when it shuts off otherwise someone will hear me.

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