Hand Bogged
usually occurs with unfamiliar toilets or rapid wiping situations: after sh-tting and wiping multiple times, you reach back in for one more good wipe to make sure you got it all, when you reach in a little to far and accidently put ur hand in all the sh-tty paper in the bowl!
greg: “man i was sh-ttin’ at work the other day and i guess i was wiping’ a lil to fast and carelessly and stuck my hand in all the sh-tty paper up in that b-tch!!!”
roy: ” dude you hand bogged!?!?”
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