hand boleyn
when a person does something outrageously nice for someone else, and in return they receive only a hand job.
named for the episode in the showtime series the tudors where anne boleyn steamily tells henry she’s going to thank him for an incredibly expensive necklace, then jerks him off.
coined by eliza and glennis of pop tudors, a webseries recapping episodes.
person 1: david bought me a car for our anniversary! i don’t know how to thank him!
person 2: just give him a hand boleyn.
person 1: i spent two days helping her move apartments and what do i get in return? a f-cking hand boleyn.
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