Hand cake
when a male -j-c-l-t-s into a females hands.
ryan “i’m going to c-m! hold out your hands!”
sarah “oh yeah, i love hand cakes!”
a fail in which a s-xually r-t-rded man asks if his girlfriend would like to be hand cuffed. this is caused by a blood rush to areas that are not his brain and somehow splurts out handcake instead of handcuffs.
this totally kills the mood. don’t do this.
man- “this is hot. now all we need is some handcakes”
woman-excuse me?
man-“uhm… handcaks?”
woman- -smacks and leaves-
man- “i’d like some pancakes right about now…”
when a male takes a pan cake, wraps it around his p-n-s and jacks off using it as a sort of make shift v-g-n-. syrup may also be used as lube for increased pleasure.
“i want to try something new s-xually involving food to please my s-xual desire, lets try the hand cake!”
a cell phone that isnt a candy bar or flip type, to name two of the most cell popular styles; usually refers to a blackberry or similarly shaped device like some of the newer pda’s.
dude#1: yo, is that your handcake vibe-in’? its so slim, i didnt you was packin’.my flip is slim, but the battery fades fast and i miss out on sum lovin sumtimes….
dude#2: si, mi compadre. mi holla-back is en fuego for da hot-n-sweaty. i dont need to carry multiple devices wit dis one. i can talk, text, surf and email, so my girls can get ahold of me any way that want.
hottie#1: say, is that a handcake in your pocket? lets b-mp hips and i’ll text us both for sum vibe pleasures.
me: i was the one who started lesbohemian and some -sshole stole it and put his name on it. blow me, copycat pr-ck.
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