Hand Cheese


the remnants of masturbation. generally includes s-m-n, lotion, and other fun things.
“geez, why won’t this hand cheese come off?”
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when a guy jacks off and he doesnt clean himself up afterwards so his c-m turns into hand cheese.
don’t touch that guy or else you might get his hand-cheese on you!

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