hand fruit


any fruit that is normally eaten by holding it whole in one’s hand (e.g. apples, bananas, etc.)

fruits that are only palm-able by giants or people with hand deformities (and palm-able things that are not fruits) don’t count.
a: is a casaba a hand fruit?
b: only if you’re andre the giant.

a: excuse me, could you direct me to the hand fruit section?
b: the what?

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