hand held game
another euphemism for masturbation.
he’s got game – a hand held game, that is.
Read Also:
- handheld pickle cannon
a rather large, handheld gun that fires pickles or other pickle-shaped objects. favored weapon of the -n-l marauder, who likes to -ssault victims from a distance, then close in for the violation. peter got hit in the eye by a mysterious vegetable shot from a handheld pickle cannon. he was one of the lucky ones.
- Hand Hurricane
the traditional “hand job” that gets a bit more spirited. marianne had a lot of drinks and decided to give me a quick hand job on the short ride home. pullng into the driveway, she began whirling my crank, winding it hard and fast like a “hand hurricane.” the result was a downed limb and […]
- CLA
a college of the university of minnesota-twin cities which is the only university branch worth attending. contrasted with the carlson school of (i’m a pr-ck) management (csom) and the inst-tute of techn00blogy (it), the college of liberal arts (cla) is populated by people who are superfantasmagorically epic (carlson students wish they were; however they are […]
- minute to shit it
the amount of time it takes you to get rid of the old style and get in with the new style, probably because your -ss is broke. yeah, i know, but i’m gonna need a minute to sh-t it
- TSwift
taylor swift. country’s good girl sweetheart. luscious golden locks with dreamy blue eyes. not to mention an amazing pet-te body that is all around flawless. creative artistic talent to put a happy ending to the cl-ssic “romeo and juliet” for the hit song “love story.” hit songs from her first alb-m include “tim mcgraw,” “our […]