hand holdah
a person who can not resist the urge to hold the hand of whatever slampiece or f-cktoy is around them
although datamaio was the founder of the “hand holdahs of new jersey”, it had become clear that her protege, humpty, was the new “queen hand holdah”…the student had finally become the teacher
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