Hand Hump


body language taken to the extreme. a gesture used during conversation to give positive feedback in an ambiguously s-xual manner.

the movement consists of thrusting your hips into the hand of your conversation partner and slightly/slowly rotating, usually paired with eye contact and a smile.
mike: “man i was just talking to this girl and she was really into me”
dave: “how could you tell?”
mike: “because we were talkin and she kept thrusting her crotch into my hand”
dave: “oh no man, thats just the hand hump. she does that to every guy when she’s drunk”
mike: “brutal!”

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