Hand Job Ghost


originally from northern ontario, legend has it that the hand job ghost has been known to sneak into rooms at night and give sleeping cottagers hand jobs. also commonly used as a good excuse for waking up with with a surprise load of j-zz in your pants.
1. upon waking up with a creamy surprise in his bed, cicero -ssumed that the hand job ghost had paid him a visit in the night.

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