Hand Me Down Buick
local band from new jersey. the next fall out boy?
ashlei: hand me down buick is playing at the firehall tonight!!!
brittney: omg no wai!!!
ashlei: ya wai we should totes go!!!
brittney: kool my mom can drive us!!!
ashlei: awsum tell her to pick us up like an hour after the show so we can like stare at the hawt band memberz!!!
brittney: omg jp is sooooooo fiiiine!!!
ashlei: lolz i no i wonder if hes single!!!
brittney: lets stalk hiz mysp-ce lolz!!!
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