hand shandy
n. a w-nk
synonyms: five knuckle shuffle, hand to gland combat, a date with mrs palm and her 5 lovely daughters
colleague a: where’s paul gone?
colleague b: off for a hand shandy i bet.
5 more definitions
a w-nk
oh gladys dont wait up for me i’m off for a hand shandy
‘avin a w-nk
yeahi’ll be five minutes just gotto go for a hand-shandy
the act of stimulating another male’s genitals with your hand/s.
lady: “you up for some lovin’ tonight?”
fella: “not really. wouldn’t mind a handshandy though”.
to make a bloke c-m with ya hand
come on babe just give us a quick hand shandy
a w-nk, spanking the monkey, something huns do on a too regular basis
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