hand turkey
when you are fingering a girl with four fingers and you then proceed to use your thumb and rub her cl-t with it while gobbling like a turkey
“yo billy said you hand turkeyed that girl you met at that party last night!”
a turkey drawn by placing your hand on the drawing canvas (i.e. chalckboard, paper, wall, etc.) and trace your hand, add a beak, feet, maybe a wing, and that little red flap of skin thing that is customary for turkeys to have.
come on cl-ss, today in kindergarten we will make handturkeys!
yay!
the process in which when you are four finger-fingering a girl and you take your thumb and rub her cl-t while making a gobbling sound at the same time.
“yo billy said you hand turkeyed that girl you met last night!”
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